Written by AlGard
Kenny Allen – Huge. Will collect everything swung into the box, without even having to jump.
Tommy Heffernan – Will stop those overlapping runs of Alexander-Arnold by simply dumping him in the stand. Let’s face it, boys of that age should be watching the big boys play, not taking part.
Russell Beardsmore – The Scouse fans will be too busy booing an ex-Manchester United player to notice what is going on on the rest of the pitch.
Chris Casper – Same as above. Nothing like the Scouse hatred for Mancs.
John Williams – That Salah guy ain’t gonna score if he can’t walk after 30 seconds.
Simon Francis – Well, he is going to be picked anyway.
Jefferson Lerma – Steel in midfield. “Do you want some Wijnaldum” is almost a good chant.
Ian Bishop – Would make Henderson, LeLlama and their ilk look uncultured and slow.
Steve Fletcher – van Dijk ain’t been battered by a proper centre forward all season. “‘Ave some of Fletch”
Ted McDougall – There’s the winning goal on his return to Anfield.
Alan Groves – OK, he will leave the team hotel on Friday, go out, get ratted, sh4g a few slappers, return to the hotel in time for breakfast and the team talk, eat a huge lunch, smoke 20 Rothmans, and still roast Gomez and Robertson all afternoon.
Liverpool 0 AFCB 1 – McDougall 89th minute.
Tommy Elphick – should be well motivated to score a VAR assisted goal at Anfield after previously having a legitimate one ruled out.
Joe Parkinson – Save Lerma from getting the yellow cards this week and being an ex toffee as well adds a bit of extra edge.
On the bench – Conal Platt another player who joined us from the hallowed Liverpool YTS and despite being about as useful as Solanke and Ibe didn’t cost us a bean. – Join the conversation, click here.